Yay It's Your Birthday

I've never understood the way many restaurants treat their customers on their birthday.  This is supposed to be a special day full of admiration and presents; instead you go out to dinner with friends and family and your waiter hands you a hefty check for overpriced food and demands that you jump up on the table and dance around like a jackass while everyone claps and sings you a legal-friendly version of Happy Birthday.  Thanks guys, now I can enjoy my "free" piece of stale-restaurant-style birthday cake.